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lyrics
What does your Christmas do for you?
Why does it always have to start so early?
Christmas parties payment's due.
What does your Christmas do for you?
Are you offered mince pies prematurely?
Overeating's bad for you
How does your jumper show your personality?
What does your Christmas do for you?
Does your grandma send a five pound celebration
That she's not dead yet?
What does your Christmas do for you?
Does grandma pretend to forget about inflation?
What does five pounds even get you these days?
I say I'm grateful but I'm just pretending
Feels like this hellish day is never ending
But it's Christmas
Ring your bell for Christmas
Raise your glass for
Christmas
It's only once a year
When all your friends are here.
Gasping snot nosed with the flu?
Tiny Tim would not have blessed anybody
Tim would have been an atheist
What does your Christmas do for you?
Another year of crushing disappointment
Screw your happy holidays.
Santa's so tired he forgot to mention.
Rudolph's nose needs medical attention.
But it's Christmas
Ring your bell for Christmas
Raise your glass for
Christmas
It's only once a year
When all your friends are here
Christmas, it's not that bad at all
credits
released December 7, 2016
Rick, Paul and a few wonderful friends
